• breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am
  • guy:

    i don’t like your clothes take them off

    hooddoggy:

    i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

    crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

    little-miss-lalonde:

    MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

    SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

    Now that’s what I call determination

    weteevee:

    I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

    sniffing:

    officialwhitegirls:

    heteroh:

    What is gay sex

    image

    im in!

    yungbasedblogger:

    teacher: why are you late?

    me:image